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torturous ([personal profile] torturous) wrote2011-01-15 11:14 pm

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Dear Dr. Arkham,

Apparently it hasn't been brought to your attention yet, so let me do you a favor and tell you: inducing insanity is the shittiest treatment plan in the history of psychiatry. Every goddamn hallucination/attempt at deluding me further has been a waste of both of our time, even though I gotta give you points for the blonde. She was a nice touch, but nothing I couldn't imagine without the OD of sedatives or whatever the fuck you're using here. If I find out you told my lawyer I don't want to see his pussy ass, I will cut out your tongue and cram it so far down your throat that it will tickle your lower esophageal sphincter.

Hope the family is well.

Yours,

Roman Sionis

PS: When I say "hope the family is well" I mean it sincerely. But that's because I want the privilege of being the one to introduce them to the wonderful world of heated, blunt objects.

PPS: Food's better than last time, though. Good job.

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[identity profile] puzzleprince.livejournal.com 2011-01-16 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
...That wasn't something I had planned on envisioning this afternoon. Or ever, if I'm honest.

No amount of Arkham's medication could induce hallucinations this vivid. Do you believe I'm a hallucination?
maskurbates: (This is getting annoying)

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[personal profile] maskurbates 2011-01-16 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
What the fuck else would you be? No way in hell you're in a position of authority.

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[identity profile] puzzleprince.livejournal.com 2011-01-16 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
Be fair, Roman. I run my own agency. It's not unbelievable. In fact, it's quite believable.

Do we need to have a face to face chat before you'll consider the reality?
maskurbates: (A LITTLE BUSY HERE MR. RUDE!)

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Not to be monitoring criminals, it isn't.

I'm locking my door. PROVE ME WRONG, DIDDLER!!

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Monitoring criminals is in my job description.

My name is not would lock-picking your door prove you wrong?

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[identity profile] terminates.livejournal.com 2011-01-16 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
[ Internal sigh goes here. Also, he looks a hell of a lot better than he did last time. The Death Toll has worn off. ]

It's not an illusion.
maskurbates: (Srsly u guise?)

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[personal profile] maskurbates 2011-01-16 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
You must represent the personal assistant I wish I always had.

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[identity profile] terminates.livejournal.com 2011-01-16 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
[ ffffffffffff ]

You'd have to pay me first.
maskurbates: (You ain't got no cojones)

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[personal profile] maskurbates 2011-01-16 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
And the capitalist in me. Look, I'm learning so much about myself.

DO YOU SEE THIS ARKHAM? I KNOW YOU'RE WATCHING.

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[identity profile] terminates.livejournal.com 2011-01-16 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
I don't think they can hear you, Roman.

Try texting louder.

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[identity profile] lotoftrouble.livejournal.com 2011-01-16 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
Considering that I helped convince someone that this was Arkham? I can safely say that it isn't Arkham.
maskurbates: (Excuse me?)

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[personal profile] maskurbates 2011-01-16 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
Who the hell are you supposed to be?

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[identity profile] lotoftrouble.livejournal.com 2011-01-16 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
God of mischief and occasionally chaos. The name's Loki.
maskurbates: (Ring ring retards)

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[personal profile] maskurbates 2011-01-16 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, goody. The religious/mythological delusions are starting.

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[identity profile] lotoftrouble.livejournal.com 2011-01-16 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
Like I haven't heard that before.

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[identity profile] vfranklinmott.livejournal.com 2011-01-16 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
[Many laughs are had at your expense, Skullface.]
maskurbates: (You ain't got no cojones)

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[personal profile] maskurbates 2011-01-16 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
I'm going to get you, Arkham.
maskurbates: (Y'all niggas postin in a troll thread)

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Franklin Arkham? What the fuck?

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[identity profile] vfranklinmott.livejournal.com 2011-01-16 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
Franklin Mott. One time, in the 1920s, I was Frankie the Nose, for about a week. I'm still puzzling over the nickname.

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[identity profile] gingerspeedster.livejournal.com 2011-01-16 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
That's one way to cope, I guess.
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Wally West, fastest man alive and warden extraordinaire.
maskurbates: (Those are some nice ferns)

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Are you the Flash?

Y/N

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No, I'm the other Wally West. [ The sarcasm, can you taste it? ]

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