torturous: (child: (pb) teehee)
torturous ([personal profile] torturous) wrote2011-01-21 08:30 pm

003; video; and/or action for neighbors

[Who is this smartly dressed young lad sitting on a porch? Without a skull for a head or his adult voice, Roman is just any other neighborhood Dennis the Menace type kid (with a Mr. Wilson living on either side), and he has no qualms at all about acting the part. He smiles brightly for the camera.]

Detective Diddler's my dad and some skinny bastard is his husband, I think. Maybe his wife. Who knows, not important.

Anyway, judging from the poorly written notes I found hidden in a desk drawer, I think I'm the reason this guy--

[The video pans over to Slade's house.]

--has his curtains closed all the time. He also has a dog, a gun, and an eye patch. No surprises there.

[The video returns to show Roman holding up this note.]

So, Mr. Wilson. How many bodies do you have in the backyard?
batmanschmatman: (What?)

[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2011-01-22 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
You're seriously spying on your neighbors? Who are you, the guy from Rear Window?

[Also ffff this means you and Riddler are a house away from him. Gross. :|]
maskurbates: (child: (pb) spying on you)

[personal profile] maskurbates 2011-01-22 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
That's what I apparently do, so yes, I am seriously spying on my neighbors.
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batmanschmatman: (You're kidding.)

[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2011-01-22 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
Well. That's all kinds of creepy.
maskurbates: (child: (pb) is dat sum blood)

[personal profile] maskurbates 2011-01-22 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
We're supposed to fit in.
batmanschmatman: (You're kidding.)

[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2011-01-22 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
And spying on people counts as fitting in?

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championoftime: (7 - [NORM] drinkin' tea)

[Text] I also approve of your choice of PB. Awesomely!

[personal profile] championoftime 2011-01-22 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
[MY GOD YOU ARE A CREEPY CHILD!] Where is your father, by the by? [Because dear heavens creepy!]
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maskurbates: (child: (pb) is dat sum blood)

[Text] It's like that creepy mary poppins recut trailer

[personal profile] maskurbates 2011-01-22 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
Not supposed to talk to strangers.
championoftime: (7 - [NORM] pensive)

[Text] Eerie child of wonderful.

[personal profile] championoftime 2011-01-22 05:41 am (UTC)(link)
I'm your neighbor's father. I think I ought to know you. [He doesn't know him from the Barge, certainly.]
maskurbates: (child: (pb) that's simply preposterous)

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[personal profile] maskurbates 2011-01-22 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
That's what you'd say if you were a pedophile trying to gain my trust.
championoftime: (7 - [NORM] drinkin' tea)

[Text]

[personal profile] championoftime 2011-01-22 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
I lament for your father's sanity. [One person talks to him about necrophilia and one about paedophilia? What is wrong with people!]

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[identity profile] terminates.livejournal.com 2011-01-22 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
How old are you?
maskurbates: (child: (pb) teehee)

[personal profile] maskurbates 2011-01-22 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
[BEAMING]

HI, Mr. Wilson!

[identity profile] terminates.livejournal.com 2011-01-22 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
[ This is too weird. ]

Answer the question.

[identity profile] terminates.livejournal.com 2011-01-22 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
[ Processing...processing...proce-- ah, fuck it. ]

Too young.

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[identity profile] ichoosefight.livejournal.com 2011-01-22 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
[ Meanwhile, Stephanie is in a corner of said backyard less visible from the house, pulling up grass per Tim's instruction. What? She's seven. It's not like he'll hurt her. ]
maskurbates: (child: O.O)

spamspamspam! probably sometime a little bit later

[personal profile] maskurbates 2011-01-22 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
[Roman has wandered off the porch and around the side of the house. Maybe he can peep in Mr. Wilson's windows and see where he keeps the guns. But he spots something far more surprising.]

What are you doing?

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[identity profile] ichoosefight.livejournal.com 2011-01-22 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
[ She keeps her voice hushed. ] Uncle Tim asked me to mess up Mr. Wilson's Lawn.
maskurbates: (child: (pb) that's simply preposterous)

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[personal profile] maskurbates 2011-01-22 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
[So flabbergasted.]

Why?!

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[identity profile] ichoosefight.livejournal.com 2011-01-22 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
Because they hate each other! It's not like it'll hurt anything.

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[identity profile] puzzleprince.livejournal.com 2011-01-22 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
[At work, and entirely incapable of leaving until four. Damn it, Roman.]

Leave Mr. Wilson to his nefarious deeds. We don't want to have to apologize to him.

[Pause.]

And your uncle Erik is not a woman.
maskurbates: (child: disgruntled)

[personal profile] maskurbates 2011-01-22 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
How come he gets a gun?

And that guy's your brother? So this is also incest. Good.

[identity profile] puzzleprince.livejournal.com 2011-01-22 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
Because he isn't te-- twelve. [Nice save, Eddie.]

We're not in a relationship of any sort. Water is thicker than blood, in this case.
maskurbates: (child: shut up mother)

[personal profile] maskurbates 2011-01-22 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
[Crosses his arms.]

So where is he? Hiding?

[identity profile] puzzleprince.livejournal.com 2011-01-22 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
Living his own life, as you would expect from an adult.

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